A GREEDY SIBLING has gorged themselves on cookies, you have designs on the last one. Anticipating your move, they lift and lick it, claiming it, but with neither appetite or need. The manner of its claim renders ‘ownership absolute’. The Cookie Licker asserts ownership, but the cookie goes uneaten.
Beware the Cookie Licker
Anti Pattern Name: The Cookie Licker
Problem: The Cookie Licker grab tasks they might want to do, but don’t have time to do, the ability or experience to do, or actively wish to prevent others from doing. This can be deliberate or accidental. Either way, what they have claimed isn’t undertaken by others and therefore not implemented. Individuals, teams and competitors are all potential Cookie Lickers.
Context: Planning, task distribution, work-share.
Forces: Enthusiasm for a task, but zero probability of being able to deliver it. Protectionism and empire building are behavioural problems which lead to Cookie Licking. Squabbling competitors will Cookie Lick, just as rival siblings.
Resulting Context: Task claimed but never undertaken.
Solution(s): Collaboration, rigour in planning and work-distribution, careful workload management, time-boxed ownership (i.e. deliver or relinquish), consequences for failure.